Friday, September 17, 2004

Making an Alcohol Bust in 5 Easy Steps*

1. During routine hall patrol, read the whiteboards on residents' doors.

2. Notice that several whiteboards have "party in 763 2nite!" written on them.

3. During routine hall patrol, walk by room 763.

4. Listen for tell-tale sounds of partying. These may include the sound of glass bottles, loud rock 'n roll music, or someone yelling "Dude, gimme another beer, goddammit!"

5. Call the police.

*Special thanks to Mary Ann for the idea.


Blogger Shannon said...

~chuckles~ You make it sound so easy! I'm expecting a RAing for dummies series from you, mister.

3:50 PM  
Blogger mary ann said...

What did I do?

3:36 PM  

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